Hilarious! Thanks for the yuks after a morning working inches deep in mud (from endless rain) mixed with rotting chicken feed, rotting hay, and lots of chicken poop. You can probably smell it from there!
I just had a deputy relate that in my county the law enforcement will leave you alone if you are feeding your family. The deputy is retired and I am not in need of meat, it just came up in a converstaion. The deputy said if you are killing for the trophy or selling the meat they would be glad to throw the book at you. Shooting a dry doe in the orchard for family vittles is tolerated.
This might be a good litmus test for the rural condition of your community.